If I was a fireman, I couldn´t put out this flame,
if I was a doctor, I´d give up on this case
cause everyday I operate, on this same old fool,
and everyday I can´t remove, this one last memory of you.
If I was a drinkin man, the whiskey couldn´t drown the pain.
And a shot would only feel like rain on an ocean wave
If I had another beer or two, well I would still be blue.
If I was a drinkin man, the drink would be you.
If I was a plumber, I couldn´t shut off this drain,
cause it flows through me every single day.
If I was a cowboy, it´t be like ropin the wind, well you know that you can´t catch it,
but you try and you try again.